Some of these are pretty hilarious. You might be a redneck Jedi if…

  • You ever heard the phrase, “May the force be with y’all.”
  • Your Jedi robe is camouflage.
  • You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Bud Light.
  • At least one wing of your X-Wings is primer colored.
  • You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok.
  • You have ever had a land-speeder up on blocks in your yard.
  • The worst part of spending time on Dagobah is the dadgum skeeters.
  • Wookiees are offended by your B.O.
  • You have ever used the force to get yourself another beer so you didn’t have to wait for a commercial.
  • You have ever used the force in conjunction with fishing or bowling.
  • Your father has ever said to you, “Shoot, son come on over to the dark side…it’ll be a hoot.”
  • You have ever had your R-2 unit use its self-defense electro-shock thingy to get the barbecue grill to light up.
  • You have a confederate flag painted on the hood of your land-speeder.
  • You ever fantasized about Princess Leah wearing Daisy Duke shorts.
  • You have the doors of your X-wing welded shut and you have to get in through the window.
  • Although you had to kill him, you kinda thought that Jabba the Hutt had a pretty good handle on how to treat his women.
  • You have a cousin who bears a strong resemblance to Chewbacca.
  • You suggested that they outfit the Millennium Falcon with redwood deck.
  • You were the only person drinking Jack Daniels during the cantina scene.
  • If you hear . . . “Luke, I am your father… and your uncle…”

After I don’t know how many attempts to get wp-cache, wp-supercache and diggDefender to work in an IIS/Windows environment. Somehow, I never stumbled upon the article at Fanrastic or I never implemented it just right. Because I got it working in a matter of minutes. I’ve copied the steps below (for my own personal archive), so please don’t ask questions or give thanks – direct those to Fanrastic.

  1. Download the WP-Cache zip file (current version as of writing is 2.1.1) and unzip into wp-content/plugins folder.
  2. If you’re planning to run WP-Cache on IIS, you’ll first need to update wp-cache-phase1.php. Problem is that IIS apparently doesn’t set the REQUEST_URI server variable as expected. There are two ways to fix this issue, depending on how you are managing permalinks.

    The first way to fix this issue is to replace
    $_SERVER['REQUEST_URI']
    with
    $_SERVER['SCRIPT_NAME'].$_SERVER['PATH_INFO']
    This step was contributed by Unsought Input. I believe this works if you have used the pathinfo php.ini method described here.

    The second way to fix this issue was contributed by Yonatanz and it is what worked for me. I am using the 404-redirect method to enable permalinks which can be found over at Keyboard Face. This technique should also work for isapi_redirects. All you need to do is replace
    $_SERVER['REQUEST_URI']
    with
    $_SERVER['SCRIPT_NAME'].$_SERVER['QUERY_STRING']

  3. Copy wp-content/plugins/wp-cache/wp-cache-phase1.php to wp-content/advanced-cache.php (not really sure why this isn’t simplified by the author).
  4. Open the standard wp-config.php file and add define('WP_CACHE', true);
  5. Now comes the tricky part:

    open wp-content/plugins/wp-cache/wp-cache.php in your favourite text editor. Search for the wp_cache_add_pages function and change the function code like this:

    add_options_page('WP-Cache Manager', 'WP-Cache', 5, 'wp_cache/wp_cache.php', 'wp_cache_manager');

    The reason the original code doesn’t work is that the original __FILE__ resolves to wp_cache\wp_cache.php which some browser eat and convert to wp_cachewp_cache.php, which doesn’t exist.

  6. The second problem is that WP-Cache checks for installation step 2) in a windows-incompatible manner. Search for the wp_cache_check_link function. Change the first three lines after the variable declaration in this way:

    # if ( basename(@readlink($wp_cache_link)) != basename($wp_cache_file)) {
    # @unlink($wp_cache_link);
    # if (!@symlink ($wp_cache_file, $wp_cache_link)) {
    if (!file_exists($wp_cache_link)) { {

  7. Finally, if you are running an older version of WP-Cache, open wp-content/plugins/wp-cache/wp-cache-phase2.php and search for ob_end_clean(); and replace with ob_end_flush();. Without this change the cached page contents are not written back when the page is initially cached. It’s unclear to me if that works under *nix, I assume it couldn’t. This appears to have been fixed in WP-Cache 2.1.1.
  8. That’s it- you’re done. Now goto Options/WP-Cache and turn caching on.

sesameVideos

Every day a new player enters the field of online video. New codecs, new players and new exclusives appear every day. Yesterday I discovered a new player in the field and it’s a fun one.

Videos.SesameWorkshop.com offers hundreds of the best clips from years and years worth of Sesame Street. The interface is simple. Images of popular Sesame Street characters pre-populate the search field with their names. Perfect for little ones learning to navigate on the computer. Likewise, there’s little else on the screen to distract and each video is tagged with topics.

Clicking Cookie Monster’s image returns 110 video clips, with the first being a muppet-filled sing-a-long of “C is for Cookie” that is just awesome. The embedded player leaves me wanting more. The video quality is pretty bad and I wish you could embed the video to a site.

Still, it’s a step in the right direction and I’ll be interested to see where this leads.

JabbaCake

Great White Snark has been hitting the ball out of the park lately with all of his great Star Wars cake finds. He recently posted the above Jabba the Hutt wedding cake. Notice the little Han, Leia, and Salacious Crumb in front of it. Awesome. Check the GWS post for more pictures.

Look for the related items at the bottom of the post to check out the other Star Wars cakes he’s found. Look for the Stormtrooper cake, the Max Rebo cake, and the Yoda cake. We might have to make a Stormtrooper cake. I don’t think it would be that complicated.