The latest issue of WIRED has a piece where they asked several horrror/SciFi/Fantasy writers to write a story in 6 words. There are some amazingly funny entries, so check them all out. On the web, they also have a section with stories that didn’t make the print version (and most rightly so).
Failed SAT. Lost scholarship. Invented rocket.
– William Shatner
Gown removed carelessly. Head, less so.
– Joss Whedon
Machine. Unexpectedly, IÃ¯Â¿Â½d invented a time
– Alan Moore